Last Wednesday was an interesting spectacle. This email from the party bus organizer the amazing Katie Wall sums up much of the evening. Back Door No Baby = best kball team ever.
Highlights from last night:
(1) Edward 40hands is probably unnecessary on a party bus
(2) Matt Park showed up with about 100 pounds of ice in a backpack. It was so heavy that I couldn’t even pick it up off the bench. He may be skinny, but homeboy is strong. And dedicated to cold drinks.(3) Will’s CD paled in comparison to my DOL hits. Never hate on Fergie again.
(4) Liz Cho is a stripper pole MASTER. So hot.
(5) I got a lap dance from Liz. ALSO so hot. And also caught on video thanks to Keeling.
(6) Will was smashed (shocking), fell down the hill, and took out some older woman. I had to buy her off with $20 worth of beer and sent her on her way.
(7) E. Lind wore jorts with her pockets hanging out the front. SO HOT.
(8) Also, E. Lind rocks my world. Heart you.
(9) There was a lot of beer spilled on crotchal regions. Anne Jacobs, Big Gay Scott, Will, Marisa. Fantastic.
(10) Marisa and Elizabeth wore sunglasses at night like the champs that they are.
(11) We sang, stomped, and fist pumped our little hearts out. And now I have no voice at all and sound like a freak.
(12) The new Journey lead singer knows how to rock. And he sounds like Steve Perry! Magical.
And, in a party bus first (and hopefully last), an esteemed member of our group spent the night in jail. Not sure what happened exactly, but when Will and I got to the medical tent Bobby had already been taken to the Manassas jail for the night. Bobby, we love you.
Heart rocked my faaaace off, but I couldn’t really care much less about Jouney. They were fine, but lets be honest we weren’t there for the music…or were we? Now here’s some fiiiine photogs of the happenings.
All photos: Jacob Marlow
